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If someone says they’re “too busy” to simply instant message, I instantly translate that into “too busy” to make the smallest of effort in this friendship.

Sometimes, I pick my cats moulting hair off his body and put it on his head and pretend he has a toupee. 

This is what I do for fun.

When I was little, I hated saying ‘sorry’. So instead, my brother got me to replace ‘sorry’ with ‘square.’

So I said “I’m square…”

Man, I was a dickhead.